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Little Johnny Boy A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying. “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”. After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself” Bé Johnny Một giáo viên mới vào nghề đang thử áp dụng môn tâm lý của mình. Cô bắt đầu bài giảng bằng cách nói: “Em nào nghĩ rằng mình ngu ngốc thì hãy đứng lên!” Một vài phút sau, bé Johnny đứng dậy. “Em nghĩ rằng em ngu ngốc hả, Johnny,” cô giáo hỏi. “Không, thưa cô, nhưng em không thích phải nhìn thấy cô đứng đó mỗi một mình.” Because of absence Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? Junior: Because of absence. Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test? Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was. Vì vắng mặt Mẹ : “Tại sao con lại bị điểm thấp như vậy trong bài kiểm tra đó hả?” Con trai: “Bởi vì vắng mặt ...

The reason men like touching breasts Once upon, men have beautiful breasts. Rest women flat as billiard tables. One day, a woman eating wedding, went to talk to the man: -He let me borrow breasts to wear for lovely. kindly and generous, men do not hesitate to remove the breasts to give women. Then, women do not keep their promises and appropriating always. Men filing a lawsuit to reclaim the property is breast. After five days of receipt, probably due to bias God judged as follows: Women are retained breast, but they have to breastfeed. Because only a court, effective immediately afterwards. Then, men feel regret their breasts, should be want to meet women squeeze their breasts. What also hurt. Please do not be harsh with the property once belonged to us